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Been a long couple of weeks and I was looking through all my drafts, editing and deciding which ones to post.

I just opened (one of) my workbags and I fished out this pack of crackers given as promotional items from one of our clients. Being my mababaw self, this totally, erm...cracked me up. Hehe.

Presenting the text in the said packet: (Preferably read out loud, with feelings, ala-VO na kinareer.)

Open the pack, its rich fragrance shall make the last but a lasting impression on you. The delicious taste and crisp quality can't help you but having it bite by bite, truly, it's worth tasting!

Such of these serial nice cakes of (brand) different delicious tastes shall meet your appetite, the kind or piece each is full of aroma and finess, welcome to taste it and compare it with the others, all of the cake are under a strict quality control for serving your taste, kindly give us your advice by consumer teleline or by mail for our betterment, thanks.

Dude. No typos, its all them. Haha, hanep na crackers ito.